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As experience shows, it’s easier to fool somebody on a regular day, rather than on April 1st. Christmas gift Dear Santa, Please do not leave my gift under the Christmas tree. Drive it straight into the garage. Christmas tree – I left my girlfriend a Christmas gift under the Christmas tree. The forest is large, lots of trees
There are hundreds of great atheism quotes out there. Like most skillful turns of phrase, they all sound good. But there are many I disagree with, for example “All thinking men are atheists” (Ernest Hemmingway). Or consider this Julian Baggini.
Please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up. And and I told Don too, because they’ve moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry. But then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler.
And, oh, no, it’s not okay because if they make me, if they, if they take my, my stapler then I’ll, I’ll have to, I’ll set the building on fire. Could you milk me? I don’t want to hear your excuses. The center has to be at least three times bigger than this. France, for God’s sake! Lawrence will set up the photo, leave the room. Dressing gowns come off. And one of us will click the shutter.
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This is Karma Tank!!! Detour Ahead The epic mess that was “Detour Ahead 5”. Particularly in the fourth stage- after fighting off a ridiculous horde, the guys are chatting about how glad they are to have survived and now they can heal This is not long after their only Molotov was used to make a wall of fire behind them during the event so they wouldn’t get mobbed from behind.
The Funniest Movie Quotes (in the last 50 years — in chronological order) “Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room.” Dr. Strangelove: Or, How I .
Yeah, you know him? Yeah, I know him. Well, then you know how hairy he is. And when they pulled the tape off, most of his hair came off and some – some skin, too. And the bizarre thing is that I did it for my old man. I tortured this poor kid because I wanted him to think that I was cool. He’s always going off about how when he was in school and all the wild things he used to do. And I got the feeling that he was disappointed that I never cut loose on anyone, right?
So I’m sitting in the locker room and I’m taping up my knee, and Larry’s undressing a couple lockers down from me. And he’s kinda, he’s kinda skinny. And I started thinkin’ about my father, and his attitude about, about weakness. And the next thing I knew, I jumped on top of him and started whaling on him. And my friends, they just laughed and cheered me on.
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CypherSD March 23, at 9: When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours. Obviously I am painting religious people with a very broad brush, but it seems to me that most of them choose a particular god because it was the one their parents and family taught them was real, or perhaps because it better reflects the world as they want it to be in the case of conversions. Gregg March 23, at 9: Jake de Backer March 23, at 9: Dogs do not ritually urinate in the hope of persuading heaven to do the same and send down rain.
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Please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up. And and I told Don too, because they’ve moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry. But then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler And, oh, no, it’s not okay because if they make me, if they, if they take my, my stapler then I’ll, I’ll have to, I’ll set the building on fire.
Could you milk me? I don’t want to hear your excuses. The center has to be at least three times bigger than this. France, for God’s sake!
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Each of these three statements has equal evidence to support it. I’m sorting through beans looking for the magic ones. I think I’ve found three so far. I’m making a mess with the refried ones. You learn something new everyday. For instance, today I learned that those toilets at Home Depot aren’t hooked up to any type of plumbing. I get pretty upset whenever I hear about someone overdosing on drugs.
I mean, that’s just a waste of perfectly good drugs. In New York, the legal age of consent was years-old. You know at least one guy once said, “Honest officer, she said she was this many fingers old. I can’t wait to take my nana to see it for her birthday. Every time I vomit I think, “Thank god! I said, “You’re How many people could you have possibly lost track of already?
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Funny men/women bashing quotes such as: ‘When a man says it’s a silly, childish game, it’s probably something his wife can beat him at’. (May be offensive to tight-asses).
As Woolie continues, he goes into detail about the story – breaking levels of Character Derailment in the script: He caps it off by revealing that, instead of being sacrificed for a cruel fate, Mono is killed accidentally by her father in a drunken rage, a change that completely robs Wander’s quest to revive her of any sense of gravity. Matt and Pat are beyond stunned with this. Did David Cage write this?
Near the end of the video, the boys start speaking for Basaran before quickly realizing that the voice they’re using sounds a lot like Kevin using a Talkboy to imitate his father from the second Home Alone movie. This then leads to them making Basaran say lines from that movie. Matt decides that there should be a crossover called “Shadow of the Colossus X Home Alone” in which Kevin has to climb and stab Buzz and Dormin has the combined voices of Harry and Marv. They comment how perfect the delivery of “Agro!
It ends with Matt suggesting the game maker found someone who lost his horse and record it at his weakest moment to get the right emotion. After making Dirge an understood monster who just wanted to offer drink, Woolie says he also made vegan muffins. Oh you gotta go, I don’t even care about Mono anymore you’re getting stabbed.
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Funny reasons why men are different from women. Men are from Mars, life is good to them, and we gals love them. Fathers say the darndest things. If you don’t use your head, you might as well have feet at both ends.
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Good night my all sweet friends When I loose my hope to do some works than my friends increase my courage. I am happy I have a a lot of friends good night Good night my friend. I wish you sweet dreams and peaceful night. You are the power of me The brightest stars in my life are friends who shine through night and day. I am sending you a few stars to brighten your night and your dreams, god bless you you will achieve all things in your life.
I wish you a best and good night and send beautiful things or gifts for you. You lives with me always so I am so happy. Good night friends By this message I wish my friend a good night sleep.